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@Home_Halfway: {Father & son fishing}
DAD: Son, I don't say this nearly enough...
SON: *smiles* Yeah?
DAD: ...I used to practice kissing on your Aunt Kim.

{Father & son fishing}
DAD: Son, I don’t say this nearly enough…
SON: *smiles* Yeah?
DAD: …I used to practice kissing on your Aunt Kim.

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