@Sarcasticsapien: Father's Day is a great time to give your father a tie so he can look extra nice at the job he settled for because you were born.
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@HallpassCanada: Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you.
@KelFocker: A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, "First let me see the sandwich."
@Inferno_V: A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today. My maternal instincts have never been so confused.
@Spaziotwat: OF COURSE IT'S A GENUINE BEETHOVEN! Look at those brush strokes, the stunning use of colour.