@FilthyRichmond: Father's Day tip: Your Dad is busy this weekend.
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@FatherWithTwins: Stickiest things in the world: 3) Lollipops 2) Glue 1) Children's library books
@reeni730: Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
@Coolisiana: I bet nobody noticed Superman flying around at first, so Clark just started pointing out every bird and plane until it caught on
@unravelingfire: Me: Do you like children? Him: Yes, I love them. Me: Good, because I become a huge child when I drink.