@FilthyRichmond: Father's Day tip: Your Dad is busy this weekend.
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@lwhit_the_boss: I hate double standards. If a baby crawls around, it's "adorable," but if I do, I'm "causing a disturbance" and "need to leave"? Whatever.
@brandynwiththey: I'm glad Pitbull always announces his name right away so I know when to turn the radio off.
@elonjames: "...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..." - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain
@asimplesean: Pretty sure my dog would make a shitty astronaut because space is a vacuum and those tend to scare him