@FilthyRichmond: Father's Day tip: Your Dad is busy this weekend.
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@MrRamBillings: One time I was so high, my flatscreen fell off the wall and I thought it was just part of the movie.
@breatheandlove: The good news is, that bag of clothes from 1998 that I still haven't taken to the donation centre…they are back in style now.
@stephenjmolloy: Devil worshipper leader: "Due to a typo we have summoned the wrong demon." Stan: "Hey there."