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@iAmJuddy: Favorite question to ask a prospective boyfriend for my sister:

Have you ever seen a dead body?

*casually lifts shirt to expose .357*

Favorite question to ask a prospective boyfriend for my sister: 

Have you ever seen a dead body? 

*casually lifts shirt to expose .357*

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