@clindsaysway: FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe.
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@Th3BadGuy__: I asked a girl to kiss me under a mistletoe and she said she wouldn't kiss me under anesthesia.
@TheDreamGhoul: some dogs can find bodies that have been buried for years & mine can't even find a cracker that hit him in the face on the way to the floor
@Andrea__B__: The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman