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@ericsshadow: FBI: If you testify you'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program
ME: I'll do it
FBI: Your wife and kids too
ME: Oh ok never mind

FBI: If you testify you’ll have to go into the Witness Protection Program
ME: I’ll do it
FBI: Your wife and kids too
ME: Oh ok never mind

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