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@QwertyJones3: [FBI job interview]
"Do you have any self defense training?"

*flashback to hiding behind fence from teenagers* Yes I'm skilled at fencing.

[FBI job interview]
“Do you have any self defense training?”

*flashback to hiding behind fence from teenagers* Yes I’m skilled at fencing.

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