@TheTweetOfGod: Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it.
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@daplusk: 'When I go to the bathroom at work and someone follows me in' Doctor: I meant is there anything worrying you, physically
@QueenofSparta: Do Twitter your way. But don't mention spiders. Or clowns. Or moist. Or moist clown spiders.
@Danny_McH2O: I'm so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign. And before that, we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that shit.
@DiscoFruit: [3rd grade] bae: come over me: no bae: my parents aren't home. me: but we're only 7, that's awful parenting. bae: but- me: AWFUL. PARENTING.