@TheTweetOfGod: Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it.
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@Cheeseboy22: Sure I could get off the couch & put new batteries in this remote but instead I am going to hold it high above my head & at different angles
@RidiculousSheri: I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me.
@NickBossRoss: "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Actually I think it was when you hit me with your car-" "WE GOT AN ANGEL OVER HERE!"
@_blotty: Him: you're so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me Me: that's really sweet Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse