@jtrulez: Fear does not exist in this dojo. And neither does air conditioning or proper ventilation, so you will all be sparring in your underwear.
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@treydayway: I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.
@Shadrach451: I refuse to stay at a Holiday Inn until they publicly specify what holiday they are referring to.
@HomeProbably: The last time I was this drunk and covered in glitter, it had nothing to do with Christmas.
@NotGaryBusey: I love when people say "If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right." Because that's what Hitler would say.