@Feel_Dont_Speak: A friend will invite you for beers
A good friend will pick up the tab
A best friend will hold your hair
All three will have blackmail pics
@SteveKoehler22: Research found happiness
peaks at ages 23 and 65.
Age 23 ~ excited to enter the work force
Age 65 ~ relief at leaving the work force.
@VodkaThursday: To punish me, my 2yr old shuts herself in her room. She can shut, but not open, doors. She ends up trapped in a self-imposed timeout. #irony
@stockejock: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PREGNANT LADIES GETTING READY FOR THE BIG WEEKEND COMING UP !!!
#labordayweekend
@KentWGraham: Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
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