@kidphonic: Fear of hospitals isn't irrational, I went to 1 once for a stomach-thing & I've had a kid following me around calling me "mom" ever since.
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@AndrewNadeau0: Viking funerals are perfect for when you want to honor a friend and also get rid of a boat.
@xLiserx: If video games were truly to blame for violent acts drive by turtle flinging would be at an all time high.
@AndrewChamings: In an alternate universe there is only one movie about falling in love, but thousands about swapping faces with John Travolta.
@SirFlushaLot: "This is wrong on sooo many levels" I say to my victims as I rob them at gun point on elevators.