@kidphonic: Fear of hospitals isn't irrational, I went to 1 once for a stomach-thing & I've had a kid following me around calling me "mom" ever since.
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@LostFelicia: Sometimes I have a life and other times I surf YouTube videos looking for a good fight in the comments section.
@maughammom: My 'Mom Voice' was so loud even the neighbors washed their hands and cleaned their rooms.
@SteveSuckington: *bursts out of stable on a chihuahua* "Wait, if you're here then that means" *cut to a horse peeking it's head out of Paris Hiltons purse*
@DaddyBeerGuy: Daycare sent me a pic of my 4yr old daughter holding hands with a boy.. with interlocked fingers.. INTERLOCKED FINGERS? send bail money!