@AJslackie: Feed me once shame on you, Feed me twice i'm moving in.
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@CrackedIllusion: Haven't refilled my prescriptions in a while. Which has been instrumental creating the mass grave beneath this wood shed.
@LurkAtHomeMom: If you haven't told your kids that wine is made out of whiny children then congratulations I guess you're a better parent than me.
@heatherlou_: I went to high school with these people on Facebook, so I'm confused on how they didn't learn HOW TO SPELL.
@iwearaonesie: [leaving birthday party] wife: Drive safe, we have precious cargo *smiles at kids* me *looking at the piece of cake in my lap* I know