@MichaelGoffLA: Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels.
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@Juicedballs: Walk into a pawn shop with a ponytail & a handlebar mustache & they treat you like Ray Liotta walking thru that restaurant in Goodfellas
@buhsbaby_baby: Can I get pregnant from looking at a man in another car, at a red light but then quickly looking away when he looks over?
@SteveSuckington: Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses? Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.