@MichaelGoffLA: Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels.
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@NickBossRoss: "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Actually I think it was when you hit me with your car-" "WE GOT AN ANGEL OVER HERE!"
@TechnicallyRon: The Mens Rights subreddit did a poll to show how diverses their users are. They are 80% Single, white, 18-24, american males. HAHAHAHAHAHA
@trevso_electric: I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.