@MichaelGoffLA: Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels.
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@Rollmaninoz: *First day as a spy* Boss: Did you bug the Russian Embassy? *flashback to me ringing the doorbell and running away over & over* Me: Ohhh yeh
@notalogin: Please help me find my lost pet sloth. It was just right here and, oh, never mind, it's still right here.