@MichaelGoffLA: Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels.
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@DaddyJew: 7: I failed my test Me: you tried your best 7: I got distracted by a dog outside and rushed everything Me: happens to the best of us
@anthonyzach: Neighbours described the United Kingdom as a "quiet, well-mannered country" that "kept itself to itself".
@MasterOfMoppets: These coffee flavored rice cakes are delicious, but chewy. [eats another coaster]