@TheRealRHB: Feeding some weed to the turkey so it will already be baked when we kill it... Will save sooo much time !
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@Gre_Gone: *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into an optometrist* Horse: Holy shit please help me
@dyldonot: *ball flies past 15 love -aw thanks *ball flies past 30 love -too kind *ball flies past 40 love -you too babe Have you played tennis before?
@Kimpulses: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
@iamburtjarvis: [2011, pakistan, seal team 6 enters the compound] "chief, something has brought the boys to the yard" bin laden [making a milkshake]: SHIT