@JoeBerkowitz: Feel like Hollywood keeps churning out the same movie again and again.
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@SondraDeeMe: [babysitting] *calls Mom of kid* How long does your baby stay in the rain before it's clean?
@themiltron: [working at Bed Bath & Beyond] ME: Hi there, may I help you? What are you looking for? CUSTOMER: Shower head. ME: Sir, please, we just met.
@nocturnallyme: I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan.
@ParasiteHilton: Make fun of my long hair and I’ll ride past your girlfriend’s bedroom window on a stallion.