@JoeBerkowitz: Feel like Hollywood keeps churning out the same movie again and again.
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@ARealTinderella: You know, you don't realise what you've got until you don't have it. I just ran out of toilet paper ...
@hippieswordfish: *swallows pride* *reads the label* 'this pride may contain nuts* oh no *swells with pride*
@mojo_bones_: Condescending: (adj) showing patronizing superiority (verb) a convict shimmying down a prison wall with a rope made of bed sheets.
@Okeating: I didn't take my husband's name when I got married. I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith.