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@SoVeryBritish: Feeling extremely smug after being the best at pulling over to let an ambulance pass
@Awkward_Fun: What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises.
@jazmasta: [after 20 minutes of awkward silence in the sauna]
"This isn't the bathroom is it"
@PeachyPixel8: You have tattoos and curves?
You're also batshit crazy?
*takes off pants*
You listen to Paramore?
*puts on clothes*
@MauriceBlitz: I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation.