@SamGirlSunday: Feeling sad because my hamster died... Well he's not 'technically' dead yet, but I ran out of food so it's really just a matter of days.
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@UnFitz: The first rule of Swim Club is don’t talk about Swim Club for at least 30 minutes after eating.
@UnfilteredMama: My toddler had a meltdown at bedtime because her pajamas were “too comfortable.” It’s a rough life.
@Donnie_Fairburn: DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A COP Ok, now that there are definitely no cops reading this...I'm trying to find some cocaine for this weekend guys
@SoVeryBritish: Trains delayed due to: - Wrong kind of sun - Ominous cloud - Slightly damp leaf - Chilly track - Suspicious gravel - Sarcastic swan