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@419BillE: *feels painful possible cavity*
*eats chocolate to feel better*
@Eagle_Vision: Please enjoy my "Here's Your Sign" tweet collection, designed to ward off Twitter trolls.
@causticbob: Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro's grave..
Must be a communist plot.
@GrizzGriffiths: Turns out buying that meth lab on craigslist was illegal
@EndhooS: [Commercial for axes]
[A lumberjack swinging a dead goat against a tree in the woods]
*Turns to camera*
"There has to be a better way?"
@meganamram: Women are like snowflakes: they can't drive