@SherifLSharkawy: Felix went to the moon, took 5 photos. She went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
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@GuyAdvisor: Remember, Kids... If you can't say anything nice, well, it's probably hilarious and worth getting into trouble over anyway.
@smedlee: The worst thing about when someone tells you to chillax is what to do with their corpse.
@VanCityBlonde: Let's talk about the elephant in the room. I apologize for bringing it in here last night. There was alcohol involved. Can we keep him?
@ddsmidt: The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way.