@SherifLSharkawy: Felix went to the moon, took 5 photos. She went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
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@Reverend_Scott: [shows up 2 hours late for interview] Sorry I was trying to get out of a beanbag chair.
@jordanrubin: "We stopped making the style of jeans that fit you perfectly right after you bought your first pair." -Every store ever
@PaulFrei: How many rum & cokes are too many after a couple Vicodin? Asking for this EMT. He seems pretty interested.