@KevinFarzad: Fellas, here's a flirting tip: If a girl plays with her hair while taking to you, it means she has lice and you should stay away from her.
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@NotKarma: Cops don't like it when you ask them "Need some help?" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume.
@jergarl: *goes to bank Me: Hi, I need a loan. Banker: How much and what for? Me: Seventy three thousand. I'm making guacamole for the super bowl.
@Jandalize: I started running today. Also, there is a new mean dog in the neighborhood that interrupted my walk today.
@OctoberJones: In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the lights and kill one of your work colleagues.