@KevinFarzad: Fellas, here's a flirting tip: If a girl plays with her hair while taking to you, it means she has lice and you should stay away from her.
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@Bob_Janke: Please stop adding noises to your songs that sound like maybe something is wrong with my car.
@CountGripsnatch: *maintains eye contact with coworker while licking a yogurt lid for seventeen minutes*
@DancesWithTamis: The only good thing about grinding your teeth at night is that every morning you can wake up and do a line of teeth off your pillow