@JessicaVarsity: Felony Insurance, like car insurance but for when you hate someone so much you just have to throw a cinder block through their windshield.
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@NJFreudian: I think twitter is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
@heykarlin: Gotta be tough for the guy somewhere who has to say "yeah, she left me for Charles Manson."