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@wife_housy: Felt sad that rabbits ate all my marigolds.

Then felt glad that I don't have to water them anymore.

Suburban life is a roller coaster.

Felt sad that rabbits ate all my marigolds. 

Then felt glad that I don’t have to water them anymore. 

Suburban life is a roller coaster.

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