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@brianbowman73: Female Coworker: I just got this implant in my arm. It's for birth control.

Me: I didn't even know an arm could get pregnant.

Female Coworker: I just got this implant in my arm. It’s for birth control.

Me: I didn’t even know an arm could get pregnant.

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