@SamuelHLowe: Fencing proves that with enough rules even a sword fight can be boring as hell.
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@RidiculousSheri: Him: I know your secret Me:*nervously sweating, remembering my Netflix history* Yeah? H: You killed someone M: *relieved* Oh, haha. Yep
@wendchymes: I'm smarter than I look. I was gonna say -more intelligenter- but wasn't sure how to spell it so...
@GashleyMadison: "For a really awkward time, call me." -me, leaving my number on bathroom stalls.