@StansaidAirport: Festive Fact: Women who put on weight over the festive period are 98% more likely to live longer than their partners who point it out.
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@treydayway: I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white.
@carlyken: "...until death do us part." *looks at minister* "What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie? Then I can bang other chicks?"
@joeljeffrey: I hate when I lose an argument and then seventeen years later I think up a witty come back.