@byrdie_num_num: Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
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@Chumpstring: [used car] ME: my credit's bad SALESMAN: k ME: i'm a criminal SALESMAN: no law against that ME: i'm on the run SALESMAN: then you need a car