@byrdie_num_num: Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@YoungNobler: Before you cannibalize your roommate due to cabin fever, remember that you cannot afford the rent alone. #blizzard2016
@murrman5: titanic but with Jackie Chan "so he like fights the iceberg?" no everything is exactly the same
@SamGrittner: I asked my mom what she wanted today and she said "she just wanted me to be happy," so I'm on ecstasy petting a dolphin right now.