@Scott_A_Gilmore: Few people know that inventor of the car alarm Enrico Irritanti never owned an automobile. He did, however, passionately hate his neighbors.
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@awescar: *rips finished page from adult coloring book* *puts it on daughter's toy kitchen fridge*
@moooooog35: One time I brought my kids to work with me and now my boss is way more tolerant of my drinking.
@SteveSuckington: "Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?" -guy who invented ketchup packets