@GarrettCake: "Asparagus!!!" - italian guy named Gus pleading for his life

@P1ssed_K1d: I took my family out to an authentic Vietnamese place. My wife and I had pho. The kids sewed Nikes for 14 hours and were beaten. Great pho.

@kristensauce: Things Red Bull has given me: 1) jitters 2) diarrhea 3) a heart attack Things Red Bull has not given me: 1) wings

@jonnysun: its prettey gutsy that u call urself a salad, potato salad

@ClichedOut: pirahna: my tooth is killing me dentist: pirahna: way in the back dentist: how are u even out of water