@BonesHer: Few things are creepier than someone saying "I know" after you introduce yourself.
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@sara_ashlynn: My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids.
@decentbirthday: Buddha: all life is suffering Me: alright dude, chill out. they said your food would be out in ten minutes
@joeyfullystated: Autocorrect changed Italian to Taliban, so now I'm sure the NSA is super interested in my ricotta cheese.