@theyearofelan: Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside
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@YoungNobler: They should make custom Starbucks cards that say, "I wouldn't normally be buying your coffee, but I got this gift card."
@o__0Dev: I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy!" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!
@steveolivas: I went through and unfollowed everyone who is better looking than me. It took a lot longer than I thought it would.
@realHamOnWry: Kids should think twice about threatening to run away from home. It only fills their parents with false hope.