@wendchymes: Fight club but just dueling neighbor's aggressively leaf blowing leaves onto each other's lawns.
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@toastymoe: Me, at food counter: Those bacon burger sliders look delicious, 3 please . Her: Sir, those are calves and piglets & this is a petting zoo!
@TheWoodenslurpy: [approaching a person with a service dog who’s wearing a "Working: Do Not Pet" vest] Me who is different and likely not target audience of sign: Hi, can I pet your dog?