@ch000ch: hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. the captain can't talk cause we both said "hope we don't die haha" at the same time and i jinxed him

@serialmatrix: Words I say when I sing along to Informer by Snow: Informer

@Rollinintheseat: I think all dads are in a secret competition to see who can sneeze the loudest.

@RtrJan: My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk.

@theshantilly: Me: Go ahead. Waiter: Huh? Me: You're staring at my hair. Go ahead & touch it. Waiter: There's a leaf in it.