@NickBossRoss: Fight fire with water. Idiots.
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@MrsGoose69: Me: Where the hell are you going with those balloons? 4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons?! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons
@bornmiserable: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and suddenly you're accused of being a kleptomaniac
@SCbchbum: If you want to know how many hours your mom was in labor with you, tell her you won't be able to come over & visit.