@TheGladStork: Fill the piñata with goat intestines to teach children about the brutal consequences of violence.
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@SteveKoehler22: Remember that it's "i before e" ... Except when feigning a heist on a weird, feisty, beige foreign neighbor.
@JasonLastname: Accidentally pronounced wifi as "wifey" and the hotel concierge said the password's helping out around the house and being a good listener.
@garrydavenport: If my mobile provider started charging 3 times as much as their nearest competitor but there was no voicemail, I'd still stay with them.