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@SatansTongue: *Filling out application*
Sex: "no thanks"

Well maybe I should write yes... I really need this job. You know what? Yeah sure I'll take sex.

*Filling out application*
Sex: “no thanks”

Well maybe I should write yes… I really need this job. You know what? Yeah sure I’ll take sex.

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