@iQuoteComedy: Final Destination 5" ...well someone doesn't understand the meaning of "Final."
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@maebemarbles: *grandma climbs into time machine* *shuts the door behind her* MOM NANA IS STUCK IN THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK AGAIN
@SamGrittner: I don't throw anything out anymore I just go to TGIFriday's once a month and glue more shit to the wall no one notices try it
@dumbbeezie: Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush
@thenatewolf: ME: Detectives on tv always take people to diners to ask them questions. DETECTIVE: [sighs] ME: Maybe a few pancakes would jog my memory.