@FunnyQuotees: Finally a use for spoilers...
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@SlabBaconBP: My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else.
@shadygeekdad: When I know I've posted a great tweet, I walk away from my phone in slow motion like I'm Jason Statham walking from an explosion.
@TheBoydP: *16 calls me at office* 16: Are you stopping at the grocery store tonight? Me: No 16: You're out of beer Me: Ok I will, what do you want?