@chiggerweeds: Finally figured out that 'YOLO' is 'carpe diem' in douchebag.
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@HoneyWooWoo: Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds.
@UncleDuke1969: Will is weary of fame Will runs away to the woods Will dons a loincloth Will eats bugs & berries Will befriends a bear Will Ferrell
@ninjadinosaur1: The priest said that the demon really wants to leave, but I'm way too clingy, so the exorcism didn't work.
@TheMichaelRock: After shaking someone's hand, I like to maintain eye contact while applying hand sanitizer.