@chiggerweeds: Finally figured out that 'YOLO' is 'carpe diem' in douchebag.
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@Smug_Lemur: Arguing w him is like playing Pictionary w/ the person who draws one weird little shape and just keeps circling it over and over and over.
@SteveSuckington: Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses? Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
@jake_likes_naps: "WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS GOING ON? IS THAT RAIN? OH GOD I WISH I HAD EYES" - Worms
@boring_as_heck: You're a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges.