@lisaxy424: *finally finds comfiest position in bed*
bladder: so you're not going to believe this
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@shkeeber: There's no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
@Introvert_Dad: *wife puts down dinner plate* *single pea rolls off plate* Me: oh no we have an esca-pea Wife: Me: I don't care I think it's still funny
@_SingleBabyMama: So, I'm officially off the market. Got a DM from a faceless Avi proposing marriage in broken English. We're planning a June wedding!
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