@lisaxy424: *finally finds comfiest position in bed*
bladder: so you're not going to believe this
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@MourningGlory_: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T LIST THOR AS AN EMERGENCY BACKUP?!?!
@jergarl: Not sure why this lady looked so shocked when I whispered, "LIAR!" into her ear after I watched her type "lol". She did NOT lol.
@Quartzjixler: My office manager emailed all 400 employees to inform us that our new paper towel dispensers AREN'T automatic. The human race is doomed.
@jake_lach: When someone walks next to me at the same speed I want to grab their hand and start skipping
@neerjagurnani: "My eyes are up here" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out.
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