@BareChesty: Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning
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@AlisonAgosti: The word "Caesar" has always bothered me. It looks like a and e are mad at each other.
@LoveNLunchmeat: "Sorry, but none of my clothes fit today." My date nods, and politely avoids looking at my towel and safety pins.
@JermHimselfish: Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written and a tweet being well, written.
@fillthevacuum: I just found that there's such a thing as a cheese shop and now I'm changing my vacation plans.