@BareChesty: Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning
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@desusnice: someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really
@DirtMcTurd: 6: Dad what's a Kardashian? Me: Nobody really knows... 6: Sounds really stupid Me: I love you