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@fuzzlime: *finally gets comfortable with you*
*starts whispering in your ear*
"oooo baby I can recite all my phobias in alpha order"

*finally gets comfortable with you*
*starts whispering in your ear*
“oooo baby I can recite all my phobias in alpha order”

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