@waydybee: Finally goes to open-mic night. gets on stage. bombs so badly gets arrested for terrorism. #BucketListFails
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@PabloGSerski: I'm never drinking & driving again because the last time, it was a disaster. I lost control and ended up driving to a Robin Thicke concert.
@Spaziotwat: There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't
@MentalAbortions: I'm pretty sure they weren't talking about stupid when they told you, "If you got it flaunt it."