@FeelingMervis: If Pitbull wasn't famous he'd easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits.

@LostCatDog: He's dead, Jim. Bought the farm. Bit the pita. Shanked the llama. He's a shit piñata. He's gone elf. Dropped the fudgsicle. No more potatoes

@HomeProbably: I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived. That's what I do when I'm going to escape.

@Renie_Rivas: My hair is 100% organic, but it has been tested on animals. Portions may have been used to drape over cats' heads to make little wigs.

@BrandonEsWolf: The flight attendant keeps saying "Please stop asking for peanuts. Busses don't have flight attendants."