@michaelianblack: Finally saw the new Batman. SPOILER ALERT: the Bane character is up to no good.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: Women would be better serial killers if they didn't smile when people mention someone's been missing
@ddsmidt: Whenever my husband "puts something away" I'm always suspect. I mean, it's not as if he really knows where anything goes.
@sofarrsogud: ME: Yeah, I've heard that movie. FRIEND: You mean 'seen' that movie. ME: Ha ha. No! I'm on twitter. I haven't seen a movie in 3 years.