@michaelianblack: Finally saw the new Batman. SPOILER ALERT: the Bane character is up to no good.
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@leslid79: 32. Never married. No children. nnI'm the last single friend standing! I win!nn*This message brought to you by whiskey and self loathing.
@LizHackett: If you marry someone a few years older, one thing they love is when any classic rock song comes on and you ask "Is this Led Zeppelin?"
@MaryKoCo: If ur late to an appt, just tell them u had another one, but were on time to that one. That way they associate you with punctuality
@WilliamAder: Glad I'm not a general, because auto-correct just changed "lunch order" to "launch order."