@1seat_theater: Finally watched an episode of America's Got Talent and I disagree.
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@Wine_Honey1: Be careful how much wine you drink, might end up vacuuming the driveway in your panties
@lawyerthoughts: Just when I think I'm 100% against the death penalty, I see a bright yellow hummer taking up two parking spots.
@ericsshadow: [undercover FBI agent who's had me under surveillance for weeks decides to blow his cover] do you ever stop eating?