@1seat_theater: Finally watched an episode of America's Got Talent and I disagree.
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@Book_Krazy: FITNESS COACH: Have u been reaching your target heart rate each morning *Flashback to me replacing the snooze button with an airhorn* "yes"
@peachgrenade: It's ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience.
@Trustedshoe: Husband: Some weirdo broke into the house last night. Wife: How do you know it was a weirdo? Husband: They stole all my Bruno Mars drawings.
@AristotlesNZ: Don't worry, dude, You're fine. I'm pretty sure you need a personality first before it can have a disorder.