@donni: Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best
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@jaslakhmna: The new Exorcist movie plot: Family hires the devil to get a priest out of her son!
@eric10F: "will you be paying with cash or credit?" "Cash" *start playing "ring of fire" on my kazoo *gets tackled by security*