@donni: Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best
@Freudianscript: I'll never be accused of talking behind someone's back, because that would involve talking to people.
@atanya1111: At age 40 you gain the capacity to fall totally chemically head over heels in love with a refrigerator.
@Junk_Boat: Wow she actually noticed me!
Time to pick a different tree.
@IamEnidColeslaw: but what does Jesus do when he wants to swim
@shithoarder: Thanks to Twitter
I can tell people I read.