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@ibid78: [financial advisor] based on your income and savings you can retire at age 116
[me] *slips her $100* let's make it 112
[her] now it's 120

[financial advisor] based on your income and savings you can retire at age 116
[me] *slips her $100* let’s make it 112
[her] now it’s 120

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