@ElizaBayne: Find out if the NSA is listening to your call by singing SWEET CAROLINE and if more than one voice responds with bum bum bum THEN YOU KNOW
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@Xalqee: How frustrating would it be if you turned into a zombie before you had a chance to put your dentures in?
@novicefather: I'm at my most audacious and brazen when I shamelessly use words like audacious and brazen.
@Ilovelamp1979: This could be the LSD talking, but I'm pretty sure I'd be more comfortable riding on the roof of the car.
@weinerdog4life: I like to push the "stop time" button on the microwave and walk around in slow motion until my wife calls me an idiot.