@The_MartiniGirl: Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did.
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@Playing_Dad: I can't believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment
@freypalm: Astronaut: Dave, that’s not necessary in zero-G. Penguin: [flapping wings] Just let me have this.
@sarcasm_inc: *leans into microphone* My question is for Salt-N-Pepa. "Hi" "Hey" Hi."Push It" is about takin a dump, right? "No" "Nope" *hands friend $5*