@The_MartiniGirl: Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did.
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@Laser_Cat: [skywriting] Karen, do you have the checkbook? The skywriting guy won't let me out of the plane until he gets his deposit.
@Parentpains: After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success.
@VodkaShorebird: A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces "coyote".