@neledmax: You said you were only adding your 2 cents but it seems more like your life savings.

@chrisdelia: I'm pitching a show called "Walking Dad" where dads go around biting each other and then the people who get bitten become dads too.

@apollilaire: hello id like a reservation for two. also what is yr policy on cats. i wanna bring like seven cats. ive practiced fitting them on one chair

@pakalupapito: why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here

@PYWL: I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway.