@FeelingMervis: Find someone who can make you happy, like a doctor or pharmacist....basically anyone who has access to mood-enhancing drugs.
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@McKnightyBoo: My 6yo has been rolling around on the floor for 30 mins whining for me to get her some juice cause SHE doesn't want to Go ahead. Have kids
@GrrrRach: I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets.
@Parentpains: This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents.