@FeelingMervis: Find someone who can make you happy, like a doctor or pharmacist....basically anyone who has access to mood-enhancing drugs.
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@LackOfShame: If you like buying other people food and bribing them to eat it, then having kids might be for you.
@TheTimmyToes: I just want to be rich enough to say "that won't be necessary" when the police go to handcuff me
@Rollinintheseat: Person: My name is Mora.” Hawaiian wizard: “Aloha, Mora.” *Door behind her unlocks*
@ArfMeasures: HIM: We need to decide who to eat first as we're stuck on this desert island ME: Actually it's a "deserted" island H: Ok so that was easy